The title of this post should scare you and if it doesn't well..then you're either me or Chris. Got back from the movies eh..half an hour ago? It was fun, I don't think I have ever hung out with Chris for more than a couple of minutes(outside of school that is) so it was interesting to finally spend "in person time" with Senior Badass. He picked me up and we went to Barnes and Nobles - why you may ask? Yeah..like I fucking know. But hey, I guess it's just something we do. After that we went to Longs to get him a soda and then it was off to the dollar theater. Let me just take this time to say how much I love a theater where I can see a movie for fifty fucking cents. I paid fifty cents to see 50 First Dates in the theater. It just feels good to be better than everybody and only pay fifty cents to see the same movie you're paying $3.50 to rent. But the theater was small and cramped, I can just imagine how Chris' legs feel right about now :/. So we watched the movies, and made sarcastic comments about..everything. But it doesn't matter where we are, when or what we are doing, if Chris and I are talking..masturbation always comes into the conversation. We could be in church and start giggling if the pastor said something to do about a hand doing a job - we'd laugh. You bet your ass we would laugh.
50 First Dates is a decent movie - definately a date movie. Some parts just screamed - "MAKE OUT WITH THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU!" and well, that wasn't exactly going to happen so it was a bit of a tease in that respect. It was cute but I feel like the story had a couple of plot holes but what the fuck do any of you care for right? Just go see the movie and you'll understand. Next on the list of movies to see is Dodgeball. Looks fantastic. Anything with Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller is skin tight pants sounds good to me. F.F.D is also great because 311 does a song for them and has a joke about the Walrus penis. Good job Walrus, I guess you aren't compensating with those tusks..
Sooo, we left the theater and couldn't find the car. It took us a few minutes to actually register we were walking, I guess watching a movie about a woman with short-term memory loss can affect you in more ways than one. Got in the car and almost drove off a, what would you call them? Driveways? But turns out it wasn't a driveway. Fuckers. I will call the city ( right..). Ended up being stuck at the longest light in all of Bakersfield. We were that at least five minutes, it was ridiculous. Went to Sonic and got some drinks, and I explained how getting a fresh strawberry slush is never a good idea because all you do is suck up strawberry and the feeling of wet and slimy strawberry sucked through a straw feels like a uterus being sucked into your mouth. It's a gross concept but that's what I would imagine a uterus feeling like. I'd also like to point out that Chris loves to make quick, split second turns. I think my boobs are going to swell up to the size of watermelons from the damn seatbelt.
Seth now has a blog that I set up for him. What is that now? Blog number four? It should be interesting. I love Seth, I do..but I cannot handle this constant talk about Stephen all the time. I think I know now what all of my friends were getting tired of me doing, because Seth is doing the same - and I can't handle much more of it. I don't know if I could take him to Magic Mountain and have a good time without him crying and not having a good time if I make any reference to Stephen. So Chris and P.J if both of you want to come with, please do. No offense to Seth..but damn man, I need time with my Pimp and my Badass..it's just one of them things. Like me or hate me for it. I promise my feelings won't get hurt..
Listening : Unwritten Law - The Guns Of Brixton
Reading :P.J's blog
Mood : Tired |
50 First Dates is a decent movie - definately a date movie. Some parts just screamed - "MAKE OUT WITH THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU!" and well, that wasn't exactly going to happen so it was a bit of a tease in that respect. It was cute but I feel like the story had a couple of plot holes but what the fuck do any of you care for right? Just go see the movie and you'll understand. Next on the list of movies to see is Dodgeball. Looks fantastic. Anything with Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller is skin tight pants sounds good to me. F.F.D is also great because 311 does a song for them and has a joke about the Walrus penis. Good job Walrus, I guess you aren't compensating with those tusks..
Went to Sonic and got some drinks, and I explained how getting a fresh strawberry slush is never a good idea because all you do is suck up strawberry and the feeling of wet and slimy strawberry sucked through a straw feels like a uterus being sucked into your mouth. It's a gross concept but that's what I would imagine a uterus feeling like. I'd also like to point out that Chris loves to make quick, split second turns. I think my boobs are going to swell up to the size of watermelons from the damn seatbelt.
