I just witnessed the most insane product EVER MADE. Scented condoms. Scented?! Yes, this is just a neccessity in life! Who the fuck thought this shit up? Flavored condoms - of course that seems right, that makes sense. But SCENTED? I don't know about you, oh devout reader, but I've never been in the situation where I've been like, "Sorry honey. I would have sucked you off but your cock just didn't smell fresh. Maybe you should check the date on it. It smells a bit rank." Flavor is one thing - but scented? C'mon people...
