Gay Hotline.

"This is the gay hook-up service. This is your last call. You should not expect to receive any more drunk dials after this one; however, this is not a drunk dial. This is an automated message to let you know that there is a gay boy in your vicinity who is interested in hooking up with you at the present moment. If you are interested in hooking up with said person (irrespective of who they might be), please press one now. For all other options, please press two."

If I only had a dime for everytime I heard THAT line...

Reading : Reefer Madness by Eric Schlosser
Mood : Giggly |

K snuck under the mistletoe at 10:29:00 AM

merry christmaukka!