Sadie Hawkins was last night. It was okay. But okay is stretching it. I found Katie and Chris right away, followed by Janese and Kevin. Katie was already tipsy when we got in. But we had a technical difficulty. See, we had forgotten out school ID's. I forgot it in my pants and Katie..well she just lost hers. We had to wait 15 minutes explaining ourselves to the security guards, the dean and the other dean just to hear them say " We don't know you." and they drilled us on our schedule. I kept wanting to repeat my schedule from last year, for some odd reason. It was only until Katie told one of the security guards about her brothers car and ect, and sudden everyone knew who we were. And as soon as I told Ms. Hudson my name she recognized it. If Sarah had been there at the front, I would have had NO problems getting in, because she knows me and Katie.
So we got in, sweating bullets because we had some..er..stuff on us. We sat down with Janese and Kevin, and had a few laughs and some pizza. I didn't have enough pizza. Soon Drunk Buddy(using codenames for her privacy) came up to us, drunk as hell. She was all over EVERYONE. Girls and Guys alike. It was hilarious though. Katie and I got tipsy and we finally found Seth. Also saw 'Badass'(one of my friends, name edited out for his privacy) trying to get his mack on with this one girl. This comes to play later on. We played games, ate more, bumper car'd it. After awhile of this, we went back to the Cabin Fever thing, where we were sitting and The Ninth Gate of Hell was upon me. Saw every couple in the place making out - including Badass. We ran away quickly.
Drunk Buddy came up to me asking me for a condom. I gave her one, and told her she owed me another. She went and got down with a guy in one of the back rooms. Shocking. I guess someone walked in on them, a guy that likes her too! 45 mins later D.B came running to me asking for ANOTHER condom, because they were gonna go fuck again. I gave her another condom because I don't want people having unsafe sex. Even if it is random.
After games and numerous breadsticks, and a choreographed suggestive lick of Ice Creame cones with the gang it was time to go. I beat PJ 4-2 at Air Hockey..or something like that. I beat her ass. Hahaha. Found Katie and used her cellphone and she left. Seth left, Janese left. So it was just Badass and me. We talked about the girl and how some drama came up with her boyfriend. Mostly catching them going at it. So there is the drama, the dish, the dirt. Hot Gay Guy was there too, and so was Emoboy. Emoboy had a date. I tried to avoid him as much as possible. And it worked. His date wasn't even cute. Not like I am..but hey! At least I have a boobs.
Got home, at 12:00ish to see Hans, Michael, Rubin, John, Keri and Tiffany outside chilling. Which is really odd because these are the GOODIE MCGOODIES! But I can understand Hans wanting to be around Keri because *gasp* Hans likes her and all...and Michael likes Kelly who is going out with Matt. Drama, Drama, Drama! (I LOVE IT)I walked over and they just started laughing. I guess they thought I was drunk, which couldn't be farther from the truth. I wasn't even tipsy. They made me walk a straight line and guess how many fingers they were holding up. Assholes. I WASN'T EVEN DRUNK !!!!
If you live in this hell hole called Bakersfield make sure to go support Vanessa's Band " Gin & Tonic" at Jerry's on April 3rd! Undeclared will be there too..make sure to throw shit at them. Especially the leader singer and the read head! Fuck them up homies! And ladies, don't try and hit that with my ex...cause he's got herpes! That's it, I'm out!
Listening : Boys Night Out - I Got Punched In The Nose For Getting In Other People's Business |
