Excuse Me, Mr. Bolstad, There's A Sex God In My Crotch
I think the title alone should be substantiary enough for you to understand what I could possibly be talking about. But alas, tis not entirely accurate. Let me explain. We had to correct, oh excuse me : provide commentary and carefully chosen precise critism on our fellow classmate's essay they wrote yesterday. I of course, was too busy staring at The SG to really provide anything of any sort, except for some drool that was draining from my mouth. It is his last two days in class, so my mind was else where than actually giving a shit about doing my work. The SG and I kept exchanging papers and snickering at people's behinds after he had shot rubber bands and paper pieces at them. Poor Sadie got it in her eye. But it was sure a great laugh ;D. Anyways, he got up and got my paper off the stack and I leaned over next to him (we sit right next to each other so this was a quite easy thing to do) and saw that everyone was giving me B's on my essay. Can't say I didn't blame them, I wrote in a whole 10 mins, so I can understand the shit grade - but anyways, I told The SG how upset I was that I had only gotten B's. So he said, in the cutest voice I have ever heard, "I'll give you an A+!". And he did! What a sweetheart. About twenty minutes went by of us laughing quietly and it was about five mins before the bell was to ring. He went up and found his paper and he came back furious. "They all gave me C's, a couple of B's and one person even gave me a D! Those fuckers!" so I said. " They're just jealous. Fuck em." And he smiled and agreed. I then proceeded to turn around and talk to Scott about tonight's competition and the next thing I know, there is The SG, in my lap. I could feel his nose on my legs. I guess he had dropped his rubber band and it was conveniently between my legs. The look on my face must have been priceless. I know Scott was laughing hysterically. That was the best 6.4 seconds of my life. Anytime The SG feels the need to shove his face in my lap or be in any area of that reigon..he is free to repeat the experience again. Haha.
My dad forgot to pick me up after school. Katie and I walked home in the rain. Soaked to the bone. These hot guys in a very nice green car asked if we wanted a ride. Katie declined in a hurry before I could respond, " YES". I guess she got hit with the "fucking stupid brick" today. Oh well. Ho hum.
By the way, for some reason HALF of the html I had saved on the templete was deleted, so if your link isn't up, or something isn't working it will be fixed either tonight or tomorow.
HEY! It's O.C Night!! Seth loses his virginity!!! YEAH!
Listening : The Juliana Theory - Infatuation [with A Sex God ;D] |
