Happy one month aniversary blog! Can you believe it's only been a month?? We've been thru so much! I don't what I would have done without you dear blog!
I wanted to share this letter Seth wrote to me, because I thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!
Dear Shorty Clause, I have been a very naughty boy this year, and when I say naughty I mean bad, and when I say bad I mean good, and by good I mean I've been doing X rated things! But I hope those types of things don't turn you away from me. But that's why youre Shorty Clause! You're the complete ipposite of Santa Clause! He rewards the good little boys and girl, you reward the Naughty! And believe me when I say that Naughty never felt so Nice! It's great (in Scottish accent)! Do they believe in Santa or You in Scotland?Cause I don't think they do! But anyways, how is life in da South Pole? Is It cold? I know what you're thinking, " Oc course it's cold, y'ass!" But hey, it just barely started getting cold here! I mean back in November it was still 88 degrees! What kind of shit is that? Ms Clause, do you have Japanese people from where you're from? If not consider yourself the luckiest bitch in the world! Because they are mean cold hearted SOB's! Maybe you should give the gift of sexual frustration to all Japs! I think that would be better than just giving them coal! I know! How 'bout you put a box in a box and put that box inside of another box and when it arrives to their door the can SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! But once they smash it they expload because you loaded it with dynamite! That would be a great gift! Speaking about gifts here's my list!
1. Silencer Pistol
2. Samurai sword ( to fight off any angry republican I may encounter.)
3. Candy (the drinkable kind wink wink)
4. Some "Not Vodka"
5. 3 CD's, I don't care which kind, I'll trust you'll hook me up!
6. A monkey
7. A Friend for the monkey.
8. A cage for the monkey.
9. Black tar heroin.
10. A dime of coke.
11. A straw to snort it up with
12. A bag filled with magic things!
13. A fake ID
14. 4 backstages passes to a really cool concert Cough-Adema-Cough
15. Something shinny for my friend Kwistyn.
16. A shotgun
17. A $100.00 gift card at Abercrombie and Fitch
18. LAB by: Paul Mitchel
19. An $80.00 comb.
20. Thinning Shears.
21. A few Volumes
22. A few pain-killers.
23. A knife
24. Some martial art lessons to take down a certian Angry Republican cough-CISCO-cough.
25. All the mocha, vanilla and chocolate fappacinnos I can handle,
Thank you so much for listening. I hope you can manage to get these items, seeing how it's so close to Christmaukka and all. But I have yet to see a miracle! Do you believe in miracles? I believe in you! Do you believe in you? 'Cause I don't think ya'do! Hey! You know how Santa has 8 reindeer? Well what the hell do you have? Some sort of witches bwew? I hope it's really cool! Like a flying bag of coce! That would be tizzite! Oh! I forgot something on my list! And that is a Mexican switchblade! Do you think you can manage? Well I think you can! You bring pleasure and happiness...well mostly pleasure to all who believe in you! Please take note that certain Japs will try and shoot you if they see you! So that you Shorty, and please get all of what I asked for, Or I'll shoot you myself! Peace out Nizzle!
I thought that was the funniest shiest ever. Well, 3 more days untill Katie's party!! 9 day's till Christmas and 2 days untill everyone sees the great gifts I got them!! I love the holidays!! OH! And be proud everybody, I don't know HOW I did it, but I did.. I fixed the owl images. Don't ask me how the hell I did it. I think I put in a few random words and it made it work. Computers are odd, but being odd myself helps because I can fix odd things with out thinking about it. Oh Shutup Brain - SHUTUP!
Listening : Unwritten Law - Unwritten Christmas
